He made this decision before scientists told us that, back in the prehistoric day, :
Tyler Gold of York, Neb., is now officially named Tyrannosaurus Rex Joseph Gold, .
But there's no sign that Tyler ... er, Tyrannosaurus Rex ... is rethinking his choice because of any breaking news about breaking wind.
According to the °µºÚ±¬ÁÏ Times:
"In Gold's official filing with the court, he said he wanted to change his name 'because the (T-Rex designation) is cooler. Also, as an entrepreneur, name recognition is important and the new name is more recognizable.' He verbally repeated his reasoning during the court proceedings, while on the witness stand [Monday]."
Of course, he probably isn't even in first place on The Two-Way's list of guys with unusual names. Who's going to top ?
One last note: Here's another reason why this old hack/new blogger still loves local newspapers. , between notes about child support and divorce cases, the °µºÚ±¬ÁÏ Times slipped in a notice that the local court would be considering "the matter of the name change of Tyler Joseph Gold, York, ... seeking change to Tyrannosaurus Rex Joseph Gold." That's news you can use.
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